16 of 18 people found the following review helpful
 Silly Plot & Predictable Dialogue but Interesting Scenery, June 2, 1999
By A Customer
This movie will probably excite only two groups of people: fans of latin hunk Mario Lopez and individuals who like to see scantily clad, well-built young men.
The movie purports to be sci-fi but the plot is confusing and unrealistic even for sci-fi standards. The dialogue is predictable and the actors try to make it serious but you can't do much with "you don't wanna ask questions" and other frequently used dialogue lines.
Mario Lopez stars and tries to act but the script forces him to behave and talk like his Slater character on "Saved by the Bell." Even his lead-up dialogue to his love scene with Jamie Pressley is predictable. The scene leaves you watching them talk and then all of a sudden they kiss and are in bed together. Lopez's physique is seen frequently, along with numerous other handsome men, so if you like hunky men, it's not bad. But, having seen his ability to do more than just mouth lines in "Breaking the Surface: The Greg Louganis Story", fans of Lopez will be disappointed that he's in another Slateresque tough guy, I can kick your butt role.
Richard Grieco and Jamie Pressley are also wasted in this film, although Grieco is humorous at times. However, you can tell he's trying to "act" dramatic and the effect ruins the lines.
If you're looking for an interesting story, you'll be disappointed. If you're looking for dramatic sci-fi action, you'll be disappointed. And fans of Lopez will hope he finds a better script for his next project. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Was this review helpful to you? 
5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
 Still better than Twilight..., January 16, 2016 Still a better love story than Twilight...
Campy, silly, horrible production value. The number of known faces is amusing, but it makes you wonder how this thing ever got produced. I would say it was a good choice if you're in the mood for bad sci-fi not produced by JJ Abrams, then this is a must see. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Was this review helpful to you?
10 of 13 people found the following review helpful
And If you swing the OTHER way..., August 18, 2004 and were planning on getting this for Jaime Pressly, just forget it. Poison Ivy 3 gives you all you need to see from her. The "sex scene" in this is utterly bad. They don't even bother to hide the fact that she's got panties on the whole time and is doing nothing but emotionless posing throughout. It's so unerotic that it's hardly even worth calling it a sex scene. You're better off searching for a d-load of that scene to see for yourself that it's a dud. Just plain dull, like the film. As you can see, this film's true fans are of another sort, which should tell you something. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Was this review helpful to you?
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